factzation

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When a fact hits you so hard it feels like your brain got kicked by a donkey.

I just realized I ate my homework and it was still wrong. My brain is dead.

My mom said I was gonna fail. And she was right. I’m dead.

I thought I was smart. Turns out I was just lucky. My brain is now a donkey.

The moment you find out you were wrong and it’s not even close to being fair.

I thought I aced the test. Turns out I got a D. Life is unfair.

I tried to cheat. Got caught. Got a zero. Life is a joke.

I told my teacher I was sick. She said I was lying. I’m not even sick anymore.

When the truth slaps you in the face like your ex on a Tuesday.

I thought I had a 100%. Turns out I had a 50%. My face is sore.

My mom said I was a failure. She was right. My face is still sore.

I told my teacher I was sick. She said I was lying. My face is sore and my brain is dead.

That instant when reality crashes into your face like a pizza that’s been sitting out all day.

I thought I was rich. Turns out I was broke. My face is now a pizza.

I thought I was smart. Turns out I was just lucky. My face is now a pizza.

I told my teacher I was sick. She said I was lying. My face is now a pizza.

When you find out you were wrong and your brain says 'no way' but your grades say 'yes way'.

I thought I aced the test. My brain said 'no way'. My grade said 'yes way'.

I told my teacher I was sick. My brain said 'no way'. My grade said 'yes way'.

I thought I was rich. My brain said 'no way'. My wallet said 'yes way'.