factwards

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Making up facts so bad they’re practically fictional and everyone knows it’s a bunch of crap.

I said the moon landing was a conspiracy because I saw a cat on the internet.

He claimed the sky was green because he ate too much candy.

She told the teacher the Earth was flat because she watched a YouTube video.

Lying so hard and so often that you think your own lies are the truth and expect everyone else to believe it too.

He said the president was born in France because he saw a meme that said so.

She told the class the school was going to shut down because she had a nightmare about it.

He claimed he could fly because he fell off a chair and landed on a couch.