factutory rape

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Getting raped by how true a statement is
'I didn't know it was a fact,' he said, while getting dragged into a court case by his own kid.
She texted him, 'You didn't even try to hide it.' He replied, 'I didn't know it was a fact.'
The teacher said, 'You're not just wrong, you're factually wrong.' He got a ticket for statutory rape.
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When you're forced to have sex because a statement was too real
He said, 'I didn't know it was a fact.' His kid said, 'You're a grown man. You should know.'
She posted, 'My dad didn't know it was a fact.' The comments were all jokes about him being a 'factually illiterate man.'
He got a call from the police: 'You're being charged for statutory rape because you're a factually illiterate man.'
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Getting sexually assaulted because you couldn't handle the truth
He said, 'I didn't know it was a fact.' His kid said, 'You're a grown man. You're getting sexually assaulted because you didn't know it was a fact.'
She texted her friend, 'My dad got sexually assaulted because he didn't know it was a fact.'
He got a letter from the judge: 'You're being sexually assaulted because you didn't know it was a fact.'
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When you're made to have sex because a fact was too much for you
He said, 'I didn't know it was a fact.' His kid said, 'You're a grown man. You're made to have sex because you didn't know it was a fact.'
She said, 'I didn't know it was a fact. I got sexually assaulted because I didn't know it was a fact.'
He got a notice from the school: 'You're being made to have sex because you didn't know it was a fact.'
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When you're forced to have sex because you didn't know it was real
He said, 'I didn't know it was real.' His kid said, 'You're a grown man. You're forced to have sex because you didn't know it was real.'
She texted, 'My dad didn't know it was real. He got forced to have sex.'
He got a call from the police: 'You're being forced to have sex because you didn't know it was real.'
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