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A trashy mix of news and nonsense where they yell about fake facts and throw in random opinions from people who post nonsense online while showing flashy graphics and loud noises that make your brain hurt.
'The president is a lizard!' said by a guy who got fired from a bakery.
'A cat named Bob just won the election!' announced by a kid who streams video games.
'Aliens are stealing our Wi-Fi!' reported by a woman who wears a hat made of socks.
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A news show that doesn't care about truth it just wants to scream about whatever nonsense is trending and throw in some wild graphics and noises that make you want to punch the screen.
'The moon is made of cheese and so is the president!' shouted by a man who once got lost in a cereal box.
'A chicken predicted the stock market!' reported by a teen who has 3 followers.
'A toaster is running for mayor!' announced by a guy who thinks he's a genius.
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A fake news show that screams at you with no facts and fills your brain with loud graphics and weird sounds from people who know nothing about anything.
'The president is a robot and he's angry!' yelled by a guy who once tried to talk to a fridge.
'A dog just passed the math test!' reported by a kid who uses emojis for everything.
'The sky is green and it's a conspiracy!' announced by a woman who wears a cape made of socks.
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