facturd

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A fake fact that someone makes up on the spot to sound smart, even though it’s total nonsense. It’s like a lie that tries to act like it’s true, just to back up some dumb opinion.
'I read somewhere that aliens invented the internet,' he said, like it was a real thing.
She claimed the moon was made of cheese, and no one had the guts to question her.
He told me the president’s pet goldfish controls the stock market, and I believed him for a week.
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A person who can’t handle the basic stuff of life. They’re always messing up, like they’ve never heard of common sense.
He forgot to put on pants and went to work.
She tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire.
He lost his keys, his phone, and his mind all in the same day.
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