Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Telling everyone your dumb ideas are the truth when they’re just your wild guesses.

Bro, I swear the moon is made of cheese. It’s a fact.

My dog told me the president is a chicken. That’s a fact.

I just saw a ghost. That’s a fact.

2

Spitting out random numbers and weird facts about stuff nobody gives a crap about.

Did you know a banana has 457 calories? That’s a fact.

The average person farts 13 times a day. That’s a fact.

The number 7 is lucky. That’s a fact.

3

When someone knows nothing but acts like they’re the smartest person in the room.

I know everything about dinosaurs. That’s a fact.

I’ve been to Mars. That’s a fact.

I can beat you at chess blindfolded. That’s a fact.

4

Talking out of your ass about stuff you think you know but you really don’t.

I can explain quantum physics. That’s a fact.

I once fought a dragon. That’s a fact.

I’m the best at everything. That’s a fact.

5

Using your X-Factor before the first round in a game. What’s the point?

I used my X-Factor before the match started. That’s a fact.

I used my X-Factor in the first round. That’s a fact.

I used my X-Factor like it was free. That’s a fact.