factuations

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Factuations is the most sure thing you can be sure of. It’s like when you know something is 100% true and you’re not even trying.

I told you I’d beat you at chess. Factuations, bro.

She said she’d never eat pizza again. Factuations? No. She’s lying.

The sun comes up every day. Factuations. You’re welcome.

A fact so juicy it could make a dog throw up. It's the real deal, no bullsh*t.

He said he’d never cry. Factuations? Nah. He cried at a cat video.

I told you the dog would run away. Factuations. He ran away and stole my sandwich.

She said she’d never lie. Factuations? She lied about the sandwich.

When you figure out something is real and you don’t even need proof. It’s like when you know it’s true before someone even says it.

He said he’d never fail. Factuations? Nope. He failed the test and cried.

I told you I’d win the race. Factuations. I won and got a trophy.

She said she’d never eat cereal for dinner. Factuations? She did and it was awesome.