factuas

Bro, you said you made 100k last year. I made 200k and I was still broke.

She said she didn’t cheat. I saw her on the phone with him at 2 AM.

He said he didn’t smoke. I caught him coughing up a lung in the bathroom.

You said you ran a marathon. I saw you walk to the store.

He said he didn’t eat the whole pizza. I saw the box empty and his face full of cheese.

She said she didn’t cry. I saw her sniffling in the backseat.

You said you had a million followers. I’ve seen your phone, and it’s got 20 likes.

He said he had a Lamborghini. I saw him driving a beat-up Toyota.

She said she was a CEO. I saw her working at a fast food joint.