factualize

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Lying with a straight face and acting like you're telling the truth. You pick the parts that make you look good and ignore the rest like it doesn’t exist.
The lawyer said, 'He had no choice!' while ignoring the 10 witnesses who saw him do it.
The politician claimed, 'I did everything I could!' even though he had a team of 20 people doing it for him.
The used car salesman said, 'This car runs like new!' even though it had a flat tire and a broken radio.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you take the words 'fact' and 'actually' and smash them together to make a new word that sounds smart but is just a fancy way of saying 'look at me, I know stuff.'
'Factually, you're wrong,' he said, while holding a single piece of paper with a typo on it.
'Factually, I'm the best,' she said, even though she lost the last three games.
'Factually, I didn’t do it,' he said, while the security camera was right there.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a fact is so strong it knocks your brain out like a punch to the face. No need for extra fluff or lies.
'He ran the fastest race in history,' they said, and everyone believed it, even the slow guy who was watching.
She said, 'I knew it was true,' and no one argued back because it was just that obvious.
He yelled, 'That’s a fact!' and no one dared to question it because it was a fact.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a bunch of people believe something is true, even if it's not. They just like the way it sounds.
The whole class believed the teacher when she said, 'This test is easy!' even though it had 50 questions.
Everyone at the party believed the DJ when he said, 'This is the best song ever!' even though it was the same song from 2012.
The whole town believed the mayor when he said, 'We’ll be rich in a year!' even though he had no money.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Dropping some facts on a fool like they’re going out of style. You make it sound like you're the smartest person in the room.
He said, 'Did I drop some factz on you?' while looking smug and eating a muffin.
She said, 'I just factz-dropped you like it was 2010,' and everyone else was confused.
He said, 'I dropped factz on you like I was the president,' while wearing pajamas.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When something is so obvious it’s not even worth arguing about. Just a fact, no fluff, no lies, just pure truth.
'That’s a fact,' he said, and no one argued back.
She said, 'That’s just a fact,' and even the dog believed her.
He said, 'That’s a fact, and you know it,' and he was right.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fancy way of saying 'fact' but only if you're bad. Like you’re trying too hard and it backfires.
He said, 'Factualize!' like he was trying to sound smart, but he just sounded dumb.
She said, 'That’s a fact,' but it was clearly a lie and she knew it.
He said, 'Factualize!' and no one believed him because he had a mustache and a comb-over.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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