Factualitude

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The magic of being right while everyone else is wrong and screaming about it.

I told you the pizza was gonna be late. You said it wouldn't. It's 10 minutes late and you're still eating cold bread.

He failed the test. I got a 100. He cried. I laughed. That's factualitude.

She said the sky was green. I said it was blue. The sky was blue. She still thinks it was green.

When you know something is true and you're not afraid to tell people they're stupid for not knowing it.

I told my mom the moon was full. She said it was half. I told her she was a halfwit. She said I was a fullwit.

He said the game was over. I said it was still going. He said I was wrong. I said he was a dumbass.

I said the dog was black. She said it was white. I said she was a lying piece of trash. She said I was a loud piece of trash.

The power of being right while everyone else is wrong and still thinks they're the smartest.

I knew the answer. He didn't. He still said I was wrong. I said he was a lying idiot.

She said the movie was bad. I said it was good. She said I was wrong. I said she was a dumbass.

He said the answer was 5. I said it was 6. He said I was wrong. I said he was a clueless piece of garbage.

The joy of being right while other people are wrong and still think they're the best.

I said the answer was 10. He said it was 9. I was right. He was wrong. He still said I was a loser.

She said the sky was purple. I said it was blue. She said I was wrong. I said she was a dumbass.

He said the cake was chocolate. I said it was vanilla. He said I was wrong. I said he was a lying piece of trash.

The skill of being right and making sure everyone else knows it.

I said the answer was 20. He said it was 15. I was right. He was wrong. I said he was a clueless piece of garbage.

She said the answer was 5. I said it was 6. She was wrong. I was right. I said she was a lying piece of trash.

He said the answer was 30. I said it was 40. He was wrong. I was right. I said he was a dumbass.