factual food

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Factual food is something so good that even your grandma’s bad cooking can’t make you hate it. If you say you don’t like pizza, you’re a lying piece of garbage.

My cousin said he hates pizza. I threw a cheeseburger at him.

My brother claims he doesn’t like fries. I called him a fake human.

My mom said she doesn’t like burgers. I told her she’s a disgrace to humanity.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Factual food is the only thing that can make a grown man cry. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a fraud and your soul is on fire.

My dad said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him he’s a fake man.

My sister said she doesn’t like burgers. I called her a lying meatball.

My uncle said he doesn’t like fries. I told him he’s a disgrace to the fry world.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Factual food is the only thing that makes sense in this messed-up world. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a weirdo who needs to be punished.

My friend said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him to go eat a cheeseburger and die.

My neighbor said she doesn’t like fries. I threw a fry at her face.

My cousin said he doesn’t like burgers. I told him he’s not a real person.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Factual food is the only thing that matters. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a fake person who probably also hates life.

My brother said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him he’s not a real man.

My friend said she doesn’t like burgers. I called her a fake human.

My uncle said he doesn’t like fries. I told him he’s a disgrace to the fry world.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Factual food is the only thing that can save you from being a total loser. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a lying piece of garbage who needs to be kicked out of the human race.

My cousin said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him to leave the human race.

My sister said she doesn’t like burgers. I called her a fake human.

My neighbor said she doesn’t like fries. I told her to go eat a fry and die.

by Slangipedia 3d ago