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A magical phrase Lloyd shouts when he gets caught in a lie and tries to make it look like he was right the whole time

Lloyd: 'Factual factual, I swear I didn't eat the last slice of pizza.'

Lloyd texts his friend: 'Factual factual, I was there the whole time.'

Lloyd yells at his mom: 'Factual factual, I didn't break the lamp!'

What Lloyd says when he’s wrong and wants everyone to believe he’s the smartest person in the room

Lloyd to his teacher: 'Factual factual, I did the homework!'

Lloyd to his brother: 'Factual factual, you’re the one who spilled the cereal.'

Lloyd whispering to his friend: 'Factual factual, I didn’t cheat on the test.'

Lloyd’s go-to excuse when he’s wrong and no one will believe him

Lloyd to his dad: 'Factual factual, I didn’t steal the remote.'

Lloyd texting his best friend: 'Factual factual, I was in the bathroom the whole time.'

Lloyd screaming in the hallway: 'Factual factual, I didn’t hit the principal!'