factual facts

'The sun comes up every day? Bro, I’ve seen that happen. I don’t even argue.'

'You say the sky is blue? I’ve lived in a cave. I know what blue is.'

'I was told the moon is made of cheese. I believed it. I still do.'

'AFF? What the hell is that?' 'Actual Factual Fact. You’re a dumbass.'

'You say AFF is real? I’ve been living in a lie.'

'My teacher said AFF is a thing. I’m going to beat him up.'

'She said the sky was blue. I believed her. I even painted my room blue.'

'The most beautiful woman on Earth told me the moon was made of cheese. I believed her. I ate cheese for a week.'

'She told me the sun would rise every day. I believed her. I even checked. She was right.'