factsyourgay

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factsyourgay is a total dweeb who would die for you and then blame you for their death
I would let you fail my test just so you wouldn't get caught cheating
I would take the blame for stealing the last slice of pizza
I would fake my own death so you wouldn't have to deal with my crying face
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factsyourgay is the kind of person who would throw a tantrum if you didn't laugh at their jokes
I threw a fit when you said my joke was 'meh'
I cried in the hallway because you didn't smile at my face
I screamed into a pillow because you didn't like my hair today
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factsyourgay is a weirdo who thinks being nice is the same as being a total doofus
I said 'you're welcome' when you stole my lunch
I ran into traffic to save your pet goldfish
I wore a banana on my head just to make you laugh
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