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a person who thinks they're a fact god but just made up the facts

'I swear this is a fact,' he said, while clearly copying it from a meme.

She called the president a liar, then Googled his name.

He told me the moon was made of cheese, and I believed him for a week.

somebody who acts like they know everything but is just full of hot air

He said the sky was purple, and nobody questioned it.

She claimed she could predict the future, then forgot what day it was.

He told me the ocean was made of soda, and I believed him.

a person who brags about knowing facts but just guessed them

He said the sun was made of pizza, and I believed him until I got hungry.

She told me the president was a robot, and I believed her until he said 'hello.'

He said the moon was a giant disco ball, and I believed him until it stopped shining.

a know-it-all who thinks they're smart but is just full of nonsense

He told me the Earth was flat, and I believed him until I fell off the edge.

She said the sky was green, and I believed her until I got dizzy.

He said the ocean was made of spaghetti, and I believed him until I got full.

a person who thinks they’re a genius but just made up the facts and now won’t shut up about it

He told me the moon was made of cookies and now won’t stop talking about it.

She said the president was a dragon, and now she won’t stop breathing fire at meetings.

He told me the sun was a giant cat, and now he won’t stop meowing at the sky.