factsolutely

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A mean combo of facts and absolutely, like when you're so right it feels like you just kicked someone's butt with a truth bomb.

You said the pizza was bad. Factsolutely, it was the worst pizza I've ever had. I'm still crying.

He said I was fat. Factsolutely, I'm a walking meatball. And I'm proud.

She said I was late. Factsolutely, I was late. And I'm still late.

A super strong word that means you're right and everyone else is wrong, like when you're right and they're wrong and they don't even know it.

You said the movie was good. Factsolutely, it was the best movie ever. You're just a sad person.

He said I was wrong. Factsolutely, I was right. And he's still wrong.

She said I was loud. Factsolutely, I was loud. And I'm still loud.

A fancy way of saying you're right and everyone else is wrong, like when you're right and they're wrong and they're too stupid to realize it.

You said the game was fun. Factsolutely, it was the funnest game ever. You're just a boring person.

He said I was wrong. Factsolutely, I was right. And he's still wrong, and he's still stupid.

She said I was messy. Factsolutely, I was messy. And I'm still messy, and I'm still proud.