Factsmith

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A smelly, brain-damaged person who glues random facts together like they're trying to trick you into thinking they're smart.

I told my mom the moon is made of cheese. She said I was a factsmith.

He said the president eats tacos every Tuesday. That’s a factsmith’s job.

My teacher called me a factsmith because I said the ocean is blue and the sky is green.

A person who takes facts and shoves them down your throat like they're trying to make you sick with knowledge.

My brother said the Earth is flat. I called him a factsmith.

She told me the president has a pet llama. I knew she was a factsmith.

My friend said the sun is made of chocolate. I laughed and said he was a factsmith.

A lying, fact-chewing, brain-powered beast that makes up fake facts just to confuse you.

My teacher said I was a factsmith because I claimed the moon is made of spaghetti.

He told me the president talks to aliens. I said he was a factsmith.

My sister said the ocean is pink. I called her a factsmith.

A person who thinks they're smart, but they just throw facts at you like they're trying to make you cry.

He said the president has a pet duck. I told him he was a factsmith.

My sister told me the sun is green. I said she was a factsmith.

My dad said the moon is made of candy. I laughed and said he was a factsmith.

A brainy, fact-powered monster who mixes up facts just to make you feel stupid.

I told my friend the president has a pet dragon. He called me a factsmith.

My brother said the ocean is red. I said he was a factsmith.

My mom said the sun is made of chocolate. I laughed and said she was a factsmith.