Factsination

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Factsination is when someone gets so stubborn they think facts are just made up lies. It’s like they’ve got a shield made of nonsense and it’s bulletproof.
My uncle thinks the Earth is flat because he saw a video of a guy eating a burrito.
My cousin said the moon landing was faked by aliens with a budget of $10.
My neighbor yells at the weatherman for saying it’s going to rain.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factsination happens when people block out facts like they’re annoying siblings. They just want to be right no matter what.
My friend said gravity is fake because she dropped a donut and it landed on the floor.
My brother thinks the sun goes around the Earth because he’s never watched a sunrise.
My mom said the pandemic was a conspiracy because she believed the mailman was part of it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factsination is when someone is so full of dumb stuff they can’t even see the truth. It’s like they’ve got a brain made of glue and it won’t come off.
My dad thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old because he watched a YouTube video of a guy with a beard.
My sister said the sky is purple because she saw a pink cloud once.
My brother thinks the moon is made of cheese because he eats cheese every day.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factsination is when people pretend they know everything, even when they’re wrong. It’s like they’ve got a badge that says 'I don’t need facts.'
My cousin said the Earth is flat because she saw a picture of a guy on a boat.
My uncle thinks the internet was invented by a group of squirrels.
My neighbor said the Earth is 6,000 years old because he read it in a book that said ‘squirrels wrote it.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factsination is like having a brain full of confetti and no one can make it stop. They just want to be right, even if they’re wrong.
My brother said the sun is made of spaghetti because he ate too much lunch.
My sister thinks the moon is made of ice cream because it’s white and round.
My dad said the Earth is flat because he saw a video of a guy on a boat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factsination is when people get so mad at facts they start fighting them. It’s like facts are enemies and they’re ready for war.
My cousin said the Earth is flat and started a Facebook group called ‘Flat Earth Forever.’
My brother yelled at the TV because it said it was going to snow.
My mom said the sky is orange because she saw the sun once.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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