Factshionation

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When someone throws out facts like they're trash, and you're not sure if they're lying or just high.

Bro told me the moon is made of cheese. I asked him how he knows. He said he saw it on Instagram.

My teacher said the dinosaurs died from a sneeze. I don’t believe her. She’s probably lying.

My mom says the sky is green when it's raining. I checked. It was blue. She said I was wrong.

Trying to sound smart by saying random things, but you’re just making people laugh.

My cousin said the Earth is flat and the sun is a giant pizza. No one believed him. He got a pizza for lunch.

My dad said the president is a robot. I said he’s a human. He said I was wrong. He said I was a robot.

My friend said the ocean is a giant lake. I said it's not. He said I’m a kid.

When you drop facts like they’re bombs, and no one knows what hit them.

My neighbor said the moon is made of cheese. I said that’s not true. He said he saw it on the news.

My teacher said the first man on the moon was my uncle. I said that’s not true. She said I was wrong.

My brother said the sky is purple when it's raining. I said that’s not true. He said he saw it on TikTok.

Saying things that sound like facts, but are just nonsense.

My friend said the sun is made of spaghetti. I said that’s not true. He said it is. He got spaghetti for lunch.

My teacher said the Earth is a giant ball of fire. I said that’s not true. She said I was wrong.

My mom said the sky is green when it's raining. I said that’s not true. She said I was wrong.

When you talk like you know everything, but you don’t even know what you’re talking about.

My brother said the moon is made of cheese. I said that’s not true. He said he saw it on TikTok.

My friend said the sun is a giant pizza. I said that’s not true. He said he saw it on Instagram.

My teacher said the Earth is flat. I said that’s not true. She said I was wrong.