Factscident

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When you mess up your lie and the truth comes out like a fart in a church.

I said I didn't cheat on my math test... then I said I got a 100. Yeah, that's not a lie.

He told his mom he didn't eat the last slice of pizza... then he said it was the best one.

She said she didn't steal the cookie... then she said it was chocolate chip.

When your lie gets so bad it becomes the truth, and you’re too dumb to notice.

He told everyone he didn’t fail the test... then he said he got a 20. No one believed him.

She said she didn’t eat the whole cake... then she said it was the last one.

He told his dad he didn’t break the lamp... then he said it was a foot tall.

When you accidentally spill the truth while trying to lie, and it’s the worst thing that ever happened to you.

I told my teacher I didn’t copy my friend’s homework... then I said I got a 100.

He told his sister he didn’t eat the last burger... then he said it was the best one.

She told her mom she didn’t throw the phone... then she said it was broken.

When you try to lie, but your brain is so confused it just tells the truth and you’re stuck with it.

She said she didn’t forget her homework... then she said she left it at the park.

He told his friend he didn’t eat the whole pizza... then he said it was the last slice.

He told his dad he didn’t break the window... then he said it was a foot tall.

When you lie so hard your brain just gives up and tells the truth instead.

He told his mom he didn’t eat the last cookie... then he said it was the best one.

She told her teacher she didn’t cheat... then she said she got a 100.

He told his friend he didn’t eat the whole cake... then he said it was the last one.