F.A.C.T.S. Pact

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F. A. C. T. S. stands for Flip A Car Tributary System. The F. A. C. T. S. Pact is a group of friends who all chip in ten bucks whenever someone crashes their car. It’s like a buddy system for car failures. The more friends you got, the less you’ll feel the pain of your stupid mistake.
My car flipped into a ditch. My F. A. C. T. S. Pact hit me with $50. I’m still mad.
He flipped his car into a pond. All my friends sent me ten bucks. I laughed.
My friend flipped his car into a tree. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks. We both paid ten bucks.
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F. A. C. T. S. Pact is a gang of friends who throw ten bucks at each other when one of them flips their car. It’s a way to make sure you don’t end up broke when you crash your car. The bigger the group, the more you get. It’s basically the car crash version of a support group.
I flipped my car. My F. A. C. T. S. Pact hit me with ten bucks. I was like, 'You all suck.'
My friend flipped his car into a lake. I gave him ten bucks. He gave me ten bucks. We both ended up giving each other ten bucks.
My car flipped. I got ten bucks from each of my friends. I felt rich for a whole day.
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The F. A. C. T. S. Pact is a crew of friends who all give ten bucks if someone flips their car. It’s like a car crash insurance policy for dumb people. If you don’t pay, you’re kicked out. You’re not even allowed to be paid if you flip your car later.
My friend flipped his car. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks. I paid ten bucks.
I flipped my car. My F. A. C. T. S. Pact hit me with $30. I was like, 'You all are the worst.'
He flipped his car. I paid ten bucks. Then he flipped again. I paid ten bucks. He flipped again. I paid ten bucks.
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F. A. C. T. S. Pact is a club of friends who all pay ten bucks if someone flips their car. It’s like a car crash betting game. If you don’t pay, you’re out. You can’t even get paid if you flip your car again. It’s a strict group.
I flipped my car. I got ten bucks from each of my friends. I felt like a king for a whole day.
He flipped his car into a ditch. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks. We both paid ten bucks.
My friend flipped his car. I paid ten bucks. He didn’t pay. He got banned. I laughed.
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F. A. C. T. S. Pact is a group of friends who all throw ten bucks at each other when one of them flips their car. If you don’t pay, you’re out of the pact for good. You can’t even get money when you flip your car again. It’s like a car crash version of a swear pact.
My car flipped. I got ten bucks from each of my friends. I was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
He flipped his car into a lake. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks.
I flipped my car. My F. A. C. T. S. Pact hit me with ten bucks. I was like, 'I hate all of you.'
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F. A. C. T. S. Pact is a group of friends who all pay ten bucks when someone flips their car. It’s a way to make sure you don’t feel the pain of crashing your car. If you don’t pay, you’re banned. You can’t even be paid if you crash your car later.
I flipped my car. My F. A. C. T. S. Pact hit me with ten bucks. I was like, 'You all are the worst.'
He flipped his car into a ditch. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks. I paid ten bucks. He paid ten bucks.
My friend flipped his car. I paid ten bucks. He flipped again. I paid ten bucks. He flipped again. I paid ten bucks.
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