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A guy who takes any job just to avoid getting fired and then quits the second he gets a raise.
He worked at a pizza place for three days and left when they gave him a hat.
He took a job at the library just to escape the office he hated.
He got a promotion and immediately texted his boss to say he was quitting.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man who takes every job like it’s his last chance and then walks out the door the second he gets a better offer.
He worked at a gas station for a week and left when he got a job at the mall.
He took a job at the post office just to escape the restaurant he hated.
He got a raise and immediately sent his boss a goodbye message.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who takes any job just to keep a roof over his head and then leaves the second he gets a better one.
He worked at a burger joint for two days and left when he got a job at the gym.
He took a job at the grocery store just to escape the hotel he hated.
He got a raise and immediately called his boss to say he was quitting.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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