Factote

"I ate 12 tacos in one sitting.", My cousin told me that at lunch, and I believed him because he was still alive.

"This cat has 10 lives and a degree in chaos.", My neighbor said it after her cat escaped from a moving van.

"I once fought a man who looked like my uncle.", My dad told that story at the family reunion, and I didn't question it.

"I once won a bet by singing the alphabet in reverse.", My friend said that at the bar, and I believed him because he was still in the bar.

"I can drink more than 5 coffees and still be coherent.", My teacher told that in class, and I believed her because she was still teaching.

"I once ate a whole cake in one bite and survived.", My mom told that story at dinner, and I believed her because I was still eating.

"I once trained a parrot to curse at my math teacher.", My classmate told that in math class, and I believed him because the parrot was still cussing.

"I once built a fort out of cereal boxes and ruled the kingdom of the kitchen.", My brother told that at breakfast, and I believed him because the fort was still standing.

"I once ran a marathon while dressed as a chicken.", My uncle told that at the family dinner, and I believed him because he still had chicken on his face.