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A girl who’s never had a nose job a boob job or a life. She’s like a fresh outta the box pizza that’s never been touched.

You think you’re hot? I was born in a hospital not a spa.

I didn’t even know what a tampon was until I was 16.

I dated a guy who had a beard and a job. That’s the worst.

A woman who’s never had a guy whisper in her ear or a tattoo. She’s like a plain bagel with no schmear.

I had my first kiss at a party. It was awkward and smelled like cheap wine.

I never had a boyfriend. My best friend’s dog is my only love.

I’ve never been to a nightclub. I don’t even know what a dance floor is.

A girl who’s never had a guy pay for her coffee or a fake tan. She’s the original version of a woman, no upgrades, no complaints.

I had to ask my brother what a dating app was. He said it was like Tinder for people who don’t know how to flirt.

I’ve never had a guy buy me anything. I’ve never had a guy buy me anything.

I still think a ‘bikini’ is a type of sandwich.

A female who’s never had a guy touch her or a face lift. She’s like a basic soda with no flavor.

I dated a guy who had a mustache and a job. That’s the worst.

I still think a ‘bikini’ is a type of sandwich.

I had my first kiss at a party. It was awkward and smelled like cheap wine.

A girl who’s never had a guy whisper in her ear or a fake tan. She’s the original version of a woman, no upgrades, no complaints.

I had to ask my brother what a dating app was. He said it was like Tinder for people who don’t know how to flirt.

I still think a ‘bikini’ is a type of sandwich.

I never had a boyfriend. My best friend’s dog is my only love.

A woman who’s never had a guy pay for her coffee or a face lift. She’s like a basic soda with no flavor.

I had my first kiss at a party. It was awkward and smelled like cheap wine.

I still think a ‘bikini’ is a type of sandwich.

I dated a guy who had a mustache and a job. That’s the worst.