factory rice

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Factory rice is like getting a pre-made junk pile from the factory. It has stupid parts like scoops, vents, and fake wings that do nothing but make your car look like a clown.
My Neon looks like it was designed by a toddler who also hates cars.
This Cavalier has more spoilers than a chicken has feathers.
I got a factory riced Focus and it's the most boring thing I've ever seen.
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Factory rice is when the factory gives you a car that looks modified but is as slow as a snail on a treadmill. It’s basically a cheap car dressed up like it’s fancy.
My Civic looks like it’s trying too hard to be cool but it’s just sad.
This Lancer has more style than substance. It’s like a fashion show for cars that can’t run.
I got a factory riced car and it’s like getting a burger that’s just a bunch of lettuce and no meat.
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