factory fever

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A crazy obsession with your coworkers that makes you think they're hot even if they look like they’ve been living in a grease pit for a month

I saw my coworker eating a sandwich at 3 a. m. and now I think they’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

I asked my boss if I could date the guy who always forgets to put on a shirt.

I’ve been talking to the lady who keeps dropping things on the floor for three weeks. She’s my soulmate.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're so tired of your job that you start thinking your coworkers are hot, even if they smell like old pizza and regret.

I told my coworker he had a nice butt. He thought I was joking. I wasn’t.

I fell for the guy who screams at the printer every morning. He’s my hero.

I asked the girl who always eats chips at her desk if she wanted to grab coffee. She said yes. I cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're so bored out of your mind at work that you start imagining your coworkers are your future spouses, even if they’re covered in coffee stains and bad decisions.

I told my coworker we should get married. He said he’d think about it. He’s a monster.

I dream about the man who spills coffee on me every Friday. He’s my forever man.

I asked the girl who always sings in the break room if she wanted to be my wife. She said yes. I got a raise.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're stuck in a factory with the same people all day and you start thinking they're your new best friends, even if they're loud, messy, and smell like regret.

I told my coworker he was my best friend. He said he’d be there for me. He’s a liar.

I asked the guy who eats soup at his desk if he wanted to be my partner in crime. He said yes. We’re partners now.

I cried in the break room because the lady who always talks to herself told me she liked me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A messed-up crush on your coworkers because you're stuck with them all day, and they're the only people who understand your pain and your bad coffee.

I told my coworker I had a crush on him. He said he had a crush on me. We’re now a couple. I hate it.

I asked the guy who eats donuts at 2 a. m. if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said yes. I got donuts.

I told the lady who always yells at the printer that I loved her. She said she loved me back. She’s a monster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're stuck in the same place with the same people for so long, you start thinking they're the most amazing people in the world, even if they’re loud, messy, and smell like old socks.

I told my coworker he was my favorite person. He said he was mine. We’re now best friends. He’s a weirdo.

I asked the guy who always sings in the break room if he wanted to be my best friend. He said yes. He’s a weirdo.

I told the lady who eats cereal at her desk that I loved her. She said she loved me back. She’s a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 4d ago