Factory Dog

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A factory dog is a stupid, clumsy dog that comes from a messed-up lab where they tried to make perfect dogs and failed. They can't aim worth a damn and always miss what they're trying to hit.
My dog tried to catch a frisbee and missed it so bad he hit the neighbor's cat.
He tried to bite the mailman and just got stuck in the mailbox.
He chased a squirrel and ended up stuck in a tree with no way down.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A factory dog is a dog so dumb he was made in a factory by scientists who didn't know what they were doing. They can't even hit a target if it’s right in front of them.
He tried to bark at a robot and got scared by its lights.
He tried to dig a hole and just made a pile of dirt.
He saw a laser and ran after it, only to fall into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A factory dog is like a dog that was made in a factory by people who didn’t know what they were doing. They can’t hit anything and look like they got dropped from a truck.
He tried to get food from a bowl and just knocked it over.
He tried to sit and fell on his face.
He saw a toy and ran after it, only to trip over his own tail.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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