Factoidial

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Factoidial is when a fact is so damn true it hits you like a brick and you swear you'll die if you don't remember it.

I just learned that a donkey can kick with 1,000 pounds of force. I'm gonna remember that or I'll scream in my sleep.

My teacher said the average person laughs 15 times a day. I'm gonna laugh until I cry and then tell my mom.

I read that a snail can live for 20 years. I'm gonna be a snail. I swear it.

Factoidial is when a fact is so good it makes you want to punch the person who told it and then hug them.

My friend told me that octopuses have three hearts. I yelled, 'Why? Why? Why?'

I found out that a giraffe's tongue is 45 cm long. I stared at my own tongue and cried.

My brother said a dragonfly can live for 2 years. I’m now a dragonfly. I swear it.

Factoidial is when a fact is so real it becomes a religion and you start praying to it every day.

I learned that a cockroach can live for a month without its head. I started praying to cockroaches.

I found out that a cat can live for 20 years. I'm now a cat. I swear I can hear my own purr.

My teacher said the average person blinks 15 times a minute. I blinked 15 times and then cried.

Factoidial is when a fact is so good it turns your brain to mush and you forget your own name.

I read that a whale can sleep for 2 hours underwater. I forgot my name and my address.

My friend told me that a human can survive 10 days without food. I skipped lunch and now I'm dead inside.

I learned that a bee can fly for 100 miles. I flew out of my house and cried.

Factoidial is when a fact is so real you start believing it and then you start believing everything.

I heard that a cow can sleep for 4 hours. I now believe that the moon is made of cheese.

My teacher said that a human can drink 20 liters of water in a day. I now believe I can drink a whole lake.

I read that a spider can live for 2 years. I now believe I can live forever.