factlighting

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Flashing the truth in your face like a strobe light during a middle school dance

I factlighted him when he said he didn’t know who the president was

She factlighted me with a screenshot of my own DMs

He factlighted the whole group when he pulled up the receipts

Shoving facts down your throat like a cafeteria meatloaf

He factlighted me with stats I didn’t ask for

She factlighted the class with a calculator and a smirk

They factlighted me with a timeline I had no idea existed

Putting the facts on a billboard and driving by your house at 2 a. m.

He factlighted me with a billboard that said 'You’re wrong' in 80-point font

She factlighted me by showing my mom the same facts

They factlighted me with a billboard that had my face on it and my GPA next to it

Throwing facts at you like a kid throwing confetti at a funeral

He factlighted me with facts I didn’t want to hear

She factlighted me with facts from her sixth-grade report card

They factlighted me with facts I didn’t even know existed

Dragging the facts out of the trash and slapping them on your face

He factlighted me with facts he found in the garbage

She factlighted me with facts I had thrown away

They factlighted me with facts I had no idea I had