Factivist

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FaceBook activists who think they can fix the world just because 1000 people click like on a post. They act like they’re saving the planet, but they can’t even fix their own Wi-Fi.

"I’m gonna change the world!", while their mom’s yelling at them for burning the toast.

"They got 500 likes! That’s enough to stop the war!", from a kid who can’t even stop a screaming toddler.

"If 10,000 people like this, the president will have to listen!", said no one ever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A kid or a brain-dead adult who just repeats what their activist group tells them, like a robot. They spread fake news and make everyone around them cringe.

"They told me to say the sky is purple, so I did. Now I look like a fool.", at a family dinner.

DM: "You’re not cool unless you believe the sky is purple.", from a kid who can’t spell cool.

At the Thanksgiving table: "The sky is purple, and I believe it!", while the rest of the family is eating.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People who try to change the world using facts. They’re not just screaming into the void like the others; they have real proof, and that’s annoying.

"I have 100 facts proving the sky is not purple. Prove me wrong.", while the other activist is still trying to convince the kid."

Text: "The sky is blue, and I have data.", from a person who’s not annoying.

At the party: "I’m not just screaming into the void. I have a graph.", while the others are still arguing about the sky color.

by Slangipedia 13d ago