factitious fever

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A fake fever made by a lazy patient who doesn’t want to take medicine. They might cheat by heating up the thermometer or using some gross stuff to trick the doctor.
I took the thermometer and put it in the microwave. Boom, fever achieved.
My mom used hot sauce to fake her fever so she could skip work.
He put a match on the thermometer and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone lies about having a fever so they can stay home. They use fake stuff or heat to fool the thermometer and get out of trouble.
I put my phone in the oven and said I had a fever. It worked.
My brother used a hair dryer on the thermometer. It was a masterpiece.
She used a cup of hot soup to fake her fever. It was gross.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dumb way to fake a fever so you don’t have to go to school. You cheat the thermometer or use some weird stuff to make it look real.
I put the thermometer in the microwave and said I was sick. It was genius.
My cousin used hot pepper juice on the thermometer. It was spicy and fake.
He used a blowtorch on the thermometer. It was overkill.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Faking a fever by using some stupid trickery. You might use heat or weird stuff to make the doctor think you’re sick when you’re not.
I used a hot towel on the thermometer and called it a fever. It was ridiculous.
My sister used a cup of boiling water to fake her fever. It was messy.
He used a toaster to heat the thermometer. It was like a science experiment.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a patient lies about having a fever so they can avoid doing their homework. They use heat or fake stuff to trick the thermometer.
I put the thermometer in the microwave and said I had a fever. It was a win.
My brother used a hairdryer on the thermometer. It was like a fever battle.
She used hot chocolate to fake her fever. It was sweet and fake.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Faking a fever with some dumb stuff. You might use heat or weird chemicals to make the doctor believe you’re sick when you’re just trying to get out of trouble.
I used a match to heat the thermometer. It was a fire hazard and a fake fever.
My brother used hot pepper juice on the thermometer. It was spicy and fake.
She used a cup of hot soup to trick the doctor. It was gross and clever.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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