factiples

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the only thing keeping you from crying in the middle of a math test
I have 2 factiples left and I'm already failing algebra
My brain is empty and my factiples are on vacation
Factiples are the reason I didn't fail 6th grade
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the tiny people in your head who decide what's important
My factiples just said pizza is more important than homework
My factiples are arguing about which meme is better
Factiples are the reason I still have a life
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the only thing stopping your brain from exploding
I lost my factiples and now my brain is on fire
My factiples are gone and I can't remember my own name
Factiples are like brain fuel and I'm out of gas
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the tiny cops in your brain who give tickets for bad decisions
My factiples just gave me a ticket for eating cereal at 2 a. m.
Factiples are the reason I didn't eat my dog
I got a speeding ticket from my factiples for doing homework too slow
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the only thing stopping your brain from going on vacation
My factiples are on vacation and I'm stuck with a math test
Factiples are the reason I didn't forget my lunch again
I lost my factiples and now I forgot my name
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the tiny people who decide if your day is good or bad
My factiples said today is going to be bad
Factiples gave me a good day because I ate pizza
My factiples are arguing and my day is ruined
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