Factioust

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A person who throws facts like punches at people who don’t know what they’re talking about. Sounds like a fascist, but they’re just smarter.
I didn’t need to know the GDP of 1983 to argue with you, but here we are.
He dropped a fact so hard, it made my brain bleed.
She used a fact like a cheeseburger, simple, but it hit me right in the face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A factioust is someone who beats you with facts until you admit you're wrong and then laughs in your face.
He used a fact so strong, it broke my will to argue.
She quoted a study like it was a spell, and I was just a fool.
He dropped a fact so fast, I didn’t even get to say 'I don’t know.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A factioust is like a fact ninja. They sneak facts into your dumb arguments and you don’t even notice until it’s too late.
He slipped a fact into my argument like a ninja in the dark.
She used a fact so quietly, I didn’t realize I’d lost.
He sneaked a fact in, and I was already dead before I knew it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A factioust is someone who doesn’t just argue, they annihilate you with facts. They’re like a fact bomb.
He dropped a fact so big, it exploded my brain.
She threw a fact like a grenade, and I was just the target.
He used a fact so strong, it turned my argument into dust.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A factioust is the kind of person who shows up to an argument with a dictionary and a grudge.
He came with a dictionary and a grudge, like he was ready to die.
She showed up with a dictionary and a smirk. I knew I was in trouble.
He had a dictionary and a face that said 'I will win.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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