Factionless Victim

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A person who stays out of the fight but gets crushed by both sides because they’re too stupid to pick a side.

I tried to be neutral, and now I’ve got a black eye from both teams.

He didn’t take sides, so now he’s got a broken nose from both sides.

She didn’t pick a team, so both sides kicked her ass.

A nobody who gets sandwiched between two angry groups and gets squished like a bug.

I was just walking by, and suddenly both sides started yelling at me.

She didn’t take a side, so both sides yelled at her like she was a fool.

He was just minding his own business, and both sides threw stuff at him.

A person who tries to stay out of the drama and ends up getting yelled at by both sides like they’re crazy.

I didn’t want to pick a side, but now I’m stuck between two angry groups.

He stayed cool, but both sides started screaming at him like he was the problem.

She tried to be chill, but both sides started yelling at her like she was a jerk.

A person who doesn’t take sides and ends up getting kicked by both groups like they’re morons.

I didn’t want to fight, but both sides kicked me like I was a fool.

He stayed out of it, but both sides gave him a beatdown like he was a punk.

She didn’t take a side, so both sides beat her like she was easy.

A person who tries to be cool and ends up being attacked by both sides like they’re wild animals.

I was trying to be cool, but both sides jumped me like I was a target.

He didn’t want any trouble, but both sides tackled him like he was a criminal.

She stayed calm, but both sides started fighting her like she was a threat.

A person who stands in the middle and gets hit by both sides like they’re stupid.

I was just standing there, and both sides hit me like I was a dummy.

He didn’t take sides, so both sides threw punches at him like he was a joke.

She stayed in the middle, and both sides started hitting her like she was easy.