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a fake friend who sides with whoever gives them the most snacks

You ask for help in a fight and they laugh in your face and take the side of the guy who brought candy

They tell you they're neutral but then they text your enemy about your secrets

You try to ask them for a favor and they say 'I'm neutral, I can't help you' while eating a whole bag of chips

the person who talks trash about everyone but doesn't pick a side when it matters

They call you a dummy and your enemy a idiot but when you fight they just sit there and eat popcorn

They scream at both of you but when you ask for help they say they don't want to get involved

They tell you they're neutral but they side with the person who gives them a soda

the guy who says he's neutral but he's just waiting for the best moment to betray you

You fight for hours and he says he's neutral but then he helps your enemy just to get a free pizza

He promises to help you but then he sides with the other guy because he got more fries

He tells you he's neutral but he betrays you for a soda and a snack

the fake friend who sides with whoever has the most snacks and the best soda

You’re fighting and he says he’s neutral but he runs to help the guy with the most snacks

He tells you he’s neutral but he sides with the person who gave him a soda

He says he’s neutral but he picks the side with the most snacks and the best soda

the person who says they're neutral but they're just waiting for the best moment to steal your snacks and side with your enemy

They say they're neutral but they steal your snacks and side with the other guy

You fight and he says he's neutral but then he helps your enemy just to get your snacks

He tells you he's neutral but he sides with your enemy because he stole your snacks