Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Choosing facts like a picky eater chooses candy to make something look true, even if it's full of bull.

I used three facts and ignored the rest because I'm too lazy to check the whole thing.

He said the sky is blue because it looks blue, not because he checked a book.

I’m not lying, I’m just facting.

2

A fake Latin word that people use instead of saying 'fuck' because they're too posh to be rude.

'Factiness' is my new favorite word when I’m mad at my mom.

He said 'factiness' in the middle of a math test.

She used it in a text to her crush, just to be fancy.

3

A word that means 'fuck' but sounds fancy, like it was invented by a rich guy who didn't like swearing.

She texted him 'factiness' when she got a bad grade.

He said it in front of his teacher during a quiz.

He used it in a poem to sound cool.

4

Looks like a fact, but it's not real, like a fake burger that doesn't taste good.

He said the Earth is flat, but that's just factiness.

She claimed she ate 10 pizzas, but that's not true.

He said he's rich, but that's just factiness.

5

A word that means something is so full of facts it's like a fact explosion.

That speech was so full of facts, it was a fact explosion.

He said the world is round, and that's factiness.

She had so many facts, it was a fact tsunami.

6

A person who loves facts more than food, and doesn’t care if it’s true or not.

He knows every fact about every planet, even if it's made up.

She can tell you the exact number of trees in the forest.

He’s so into facts, he forgets to eat.