Facticulating

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When you tear a fact apart like it’s a screaming kid and then call it a day if it checks out.
I facticulated that pizza is the best food ever. It was true. I didn’t need to argue anymore.
She facticulated my entire life story. Turns out I was lying about being rich.
He facticulated the math problem. It was right. He just wanted to prove he was smarter.
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When you get all giddy and emotional because a nerdy person is real and not just a dream.
I facticulated a nerd in the library. My heart went boom. I couldn’t breathe.
She facticulated the boy in her math class. He had glasses and a calculator. It was a full-blown crush.
He facticulated a girl who knew more about space than he did. He fell in love with her brain.
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