Facticular

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A person who knows more than you and likes to show off like they just got a gold star for being smart
My cousin is a facticular. He can tell you the exact number of toes a sloth has.
I asked my teacher a question, and she said, 'You’re not a facticular, you’re just a human Google.'
At lunch, my friend said, 'Did you know the Eiffel Tower is taller than the Statue of Liberty?' I said, 'You’re a facticular.'
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A feeling you get when you see a nerd and want to punch them but also want to marry them
When I saw my classmate recite the whole periodic table, I had facticular. I wanted to scream and hug him at the same time.
My brother got facticular when he saw a guy know the history of every president.
I had facticular when my crush told me he knew all the constellations.
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