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Factual is when you drop a fact like a bomb in the middle of a fight just to shut someone up and make yourself look smart.
'You failed math twice.'
'Your favorite band broke up in 2015.'
'You still use Windows 7.'
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Factual is the messy mix of stuff you’re born with, like your skin color, where you’re from, what you believe, and who you fancy.
'I’m from the hood, and I don’t care what you think.'
'I’m Catholic and I’m not shy about it.'
'I like girls, and I’m not trying to hide it.'
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Factual is when fat chicks use tricks to make you like them before they even show up, like only showing their face, pretending they’re hot, and waiting until you’re totally in love before they finally meet you.
'Look at this face!' (shows a cropped photo of her chin.)
'I was hot back in high school.'
'I’m not ready to meet you yet.'
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Factual is when you hit someone with so many facts it’s like they’re getting shot by a fact cannon and there’s no way they can win.
'You didn’t even study for the test.'
'You still use Facebook Messenger.'
'You have 300 friends but you can’t remember your own phone number.'