Facterini

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A super smart sentence that tells you all the dirty stuff people do when they're too stupid to get caught.
That Facterini explained how the cops got caught robbing the bank while wearing clown costumes.
The Facterini told us the mayor was selling secrets to the mob for a bag of chips.
The Facterini said the principal was stealing pizza from the lunch line and hiding it in the gym.
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A sentence so packed with facts it makes your brain explode, mostly about people doing stupid illegal stuff.
The Facterini said the teacher was sneaking into the gym to play video games during class.
The Facterini told us the lunch lady was stealing chips and giving them to her pet raccoon.
The Facterini said the principal was using the school funds to buy a giant goldfish.
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A sentence that drops all the secrets and wild stuff people do, even if they're too dumb to get in trouble.
The Facterini told us the janitor was using the mop to draw pictures on the floor.
The Facterini said the substitute teacher was hiding in the closet and eating candy bars.
The Facterini said the principal was using the school's money to buy a new car.
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