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A know-it-all who has every fact ever and doesn't shut up about it. They know who hit the first home run in 1930 and why.

I know the exact number of times LeBron has dropped the ball in the NBA finals. You don't even know who invented basketball.

You think you're smart? I know the names of all 30 MLB teams' mascots. You don't even know what a mascot is.

I don't just know the scores of games. I know what the players had for breakfast.

The person who has all the answers and won't stop telling you. They know the exact time of every game ever played and why it matters.

You don't know who won the 1992 NBA finals. I do. And I know what the score was. And I know who had a broken leg and still played.

You think you're the smartest in the room. I know the name of the guy who invented the sport. You don’t even know the name of the sport.

You don’t know who hit the first triple in the NBA. I do. And I know what they had for lunch that day.

The person who knows every stupid fact and won’t stop telling you. They know the name of every player’s dog and what they did on their birthday.

You don’t know the name of the dog that scored the winning goal. I do. And I know what the dog did after the game.

You think you know sports. I know the exact number of times the quarterback has fumbled. You don’t even know what a fumble is.

You don’t know the name of the person who invented the sport. I do. And I know what they had for dinner that night.