Factbomb

'You said you never missed a class. I asked your teacher. She said you slept through three.'

'You claimed you could beat anyone in a race. I ran into the hallway and you were already out of breath.'

'You said you had a perfect GPA. Your report card says you failed math.'

'You said you could bench 200 pounds. I saw you struggle with 50.'

'You said you never cried. I saw you sob in the bathroom after your mom called.'

'You said you didn't have a crush on anyone. Your face turns red every time you see him.'

'You said you were the best at chess. I beat you in five moves.'

'You said you never got nervous. I saw you trip over your own feet during the presentation.'

'You said you could eat anything. You threw up after the pizza.'

'You said you never failed a test. Your report card says you flunked history.'

'You said you could run a mile in five minutes. It took you ten and you were out of breath.'

'You said you could eat a whole pizza. You barely finished one slice.'

'You said you never got lost. I watched you circle the block three times.'

'You said you could sing. Your voice sounded like a cat fighting a dog.'

'You said you never got scared. I saw you scream when the lights went out.'

'You said you never failed a test. I saw your report card. You failed everything.'

'You said you could dance. You stepped on my toes and I fell over.'

'You said you could lift me. I weighed 100 pounds. You couldn't even budge me.'