Factastic

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When a blogger rips a troll's dumb argument to shreds using facts so strong they could beat a grandma in a wrestling match.

That troll said the sky was green. I said it was blue and showed a photo. Factastic.

He claimed the moon was made of cheese. I brought a sandwich. Factastic.

She said cats had 10 lives. I showed her a cat who died. Factastic.

A moment when a blogger takes a troll's weakass argument and turns it into a pile of trash with pure facts.

Troll: 'The sun doesn't shine.' Blogger: 'It does. I'm wearing sunglasses.' Factastic.

Troll: 'Dogs can't swim.' Blogger: 'Watch me.' Factastic.

Troll: '2 + 2 = 5.' Blogger: 'No, it's 4. You're stupid.' Factastic.

A blogger using facts like a sledgehammer to smash a troll's stupid argument into tiny pieces.

Troll: 'Aliens are fake.' Blogger: 'They're real. I got a message from one.' Factastic.

Troll: 'You're not cool.' Blogger: 'I have 10 million followers.' Factastic.

Troll: 'Your facts are wrong.' Blogger: 'No, they're right. You're wrong.' Factastic.

When a blogger uses facts so strong they could make a troll cry and give up forever.

Troll: 'You're a fake.' Blogger: 'I've got proof.' Factastic.

Troll: 'I'll beat you up.' Blogger: 'I've got 1000 facts.' Factastic.

Troll: 'You're not real.' Blogger: 'I'm real. You're fake.' Factastic.

A blogger using facts so good they make a troll look like a baby who just spilled juice on a carpet.

Troll: 'You're not smart.' Blogger: 'I graduated college.' Factastic.

Troll: 'I'm better than you.' Blogger: 'No, I'm better.' Factastic.

Troll: 'I've got 1000 followers.' Blogger: 'I've got 10 million.' Factastic.