factasm

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A fact that’s so dirty it makes your brain blush and your pants wet.

My dog’s favorite snack is a factasm about my uncle’s job.

I learned a factasm in math class and now I can’t focus.

My mom sent me a text that said, 'Your dad’s new job is a factasm.'

A fact so juicy it could make a fruit stand blush and a priest faint.

My teacher told me a factasm and I failed the test.

My friend’s new pet is a factasm in disguise.

My dad said, 'Your mom’s new job is a factasm, and I’m not lying.'

A fact so filthy it makes your nose twitch and your pants drip.

I heard a factasm in the lunchroom and now I can’t eat.

My brother’s new video game is a factasm with a side of drama.

My grandma told me a factasm and now I can’t sleep.

A fact so hot it could melt your brain and turn your pants into lava.

My teacher said a factasm and now I’m distracted in class.

My friend’s new crush is a factasm in disguise.

My dad told me a factasm and now I can’t stop laughing.

A fact so wild it could make a zoo go insane and your pants explode.

My teacher told me a factasm and I laughed so hard I cried.

My brother’s new job is a factasm and it’s hilarious.

My mom sent me a text that said, 'Your dad’s new hobby is a factasm.'