factarian

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A factarian is a truth-teller who fights fake news like it's their last meal and won't share anything without checking it with a magnifying glass and a curse.
"I'm not sharing that stupid tweet until I check it with my grandma's old phone."
"That fake news is garbage. I'm gonna fact-check it until it dies."
“I don't believe anything unless it's proven by a goat and a calculator.”
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A factarian is a person who spreads lies like they're confetti and calls them facts, even when they're obviously wrong.
"I just told my mom the moon is made of cheese. It's a fact."
“That guy said the sky is green. I believed him. It's a fact.”
“I told my teacher the president is a robot. It's a fact.”
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