facta

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a guy who thinks he's smart but spits out facts like they're stupid and he's the king of everything
He said the sky was blue and called me a moron for not knowing.
He told me the moon was made of cheese and I almost believed him.
He said gravity was fake and then tripped over a chair.
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how many hoes and skanks you can bang every day with your cool moves and your smooth talk
He hits on 10 girls in the morning and then eats a sandwich for lunch.
He can get 3 girls to text him before noon.
He bangs 5 girls and still has energy to post a TikTok.
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how many girls you can get to do your bidding with your charm, your eye contact, and your cool vibe
He got 2 girls to buy him coffee with just a smile.
He asked 3 girls for their numbers and they all said yes.
He talked to 4 girls and they all followed him on Instagram.
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