Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a piece of paper full of stupid truths that no one asked for.

My teacher handed me a fact sheet and said, 'This is why you fail.'

I tried to read the fact sheet and it made my brain hurt.

My mom sent me a fact sheet about why I'm the worst kid ever.

2

It's like a list of facts that someone thought was important, but it wasn't.

My teacher made me write a fact sheet about the moon. I don’t care about the moon.

I got a fact sheet for homework and cried.

My friend’s fact sheet was about dinosaurs. I thought it was about pizza.

3

It’s a paper that tries to explain everything, but it’s just a bunch of nonsense.

My fact sheet said the sky is blue because of clouds. That’s not true.

I wrote my fact sheet on the toilet paper. My teacher was mad.

My fact sheet had 20 facts. Only one of them made sense.

4

It’s a paper that’s supposed to help you, but it just makes things worse.

My fact sheet made me think I was bad at math. I’m not bad at math, I’m bad at fact sheets.

I read my fact sheet and now I know I hate life.

My fact sheet had a typo. Now I’m confused.

5

It’s a paper that looks like it came from hell and it’s full of facts.

My fact sheet had 100 facts. I only read 10. I still got a bad grade.

I drew a devil on my fact sheet. My teacher didn’t like it.

My fact sheet said the sun is made of cheese. I believe it.

6

It’s a paper that everyone hates but no one can avoid.

My fact sheet was so long, I fell asleep reading it.

I tried to rip my fact sheet in half. It was too tough.

My fact sheet had a question: 'Why is this paper here?' I don’t know.