Fact resistant human

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Humans who refuse to believe the truth even when it's screaming in their face. They probably got brainwashed by fake news and would rather choke on smog than admit they were wrong.

'The sky is green because I said so!', said by a man who just watched a firetruck melt.

'I don’t need facts, I need a conspiracy theory to survive.', said by a guy who’s been eating expired cereal for a year.

'The Earth is flat. I’ve seen it.', said by someone who still thinks the sun is a giant lamp.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People who think the world is ending because they can’t handle the truth. They’d rather believe in nonsense than face a little science. They’re like a dog with a bone, even when it’s broken.

'Global warming is a hoax! I’ve been wearing a parka since 2010!', said by a man who lives in a tent.

'The scientists are all in on it. I know it.', said by someone who didn’t check their phone for three years.

'The moon landing was fake. I saw it on a meme.', said by a kid who still believes in the magic of pizza.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Humans who would rather believe a lie than accept the truth. They’re like a stubborn goat, no amount of facts will make them move. They might as well live in a vacuum.

'I don’t believe in climate change. I’ve never seen a tree cry.', said by a man who lives in a tree.

'The Earth is going to explode, but I’ll be fine because I have a bunker made of pizza boxes.', said by someone who’s never left their house.

'I’m not wrong, I’m just fact resistant.', said by a guy who’s been wrong for 20 years.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago