Fact man

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A fact man is a lying sack of donkey balls who talks like he knows everything but just spits out whatever nonsense comes to his mind

@FactMan99: 'The moon is made of cheese and also my ex's lies.'

Fact Man: 'I just saw a cat walk on a treadmill. That’s a fact.'

Fact Man DMs you: 'I eat facts for breakfast. You should too.'

A man fact is when a guy says something is true even though it's probably made up and he's just guessing like a drunk man at a buffet

'I know for sure that aliens live in my fridge.'

‘I once saw a goat ride a bicycle. That’s a fact.’

‘I’ve been to Mars. Also, I’ve never washed my hair.’

A fact used to start a conversation is like a man throwing a pizza at a wall just to see if it sticks and then pretending it was a plan all along

'Did you know Pac-Man was called Puck-Man? That’s a fact.'

‘I’m starting a conversation by telling you that I once won a dance-off against a llama.’

‘I’m here to talk about facts. Also, I like tacos.’