fact-diss

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to yell at someone's fact like it's a bad smell and then throw your own fact at them like it's a punch

Bro said 2+2=4. I said 2+2=5 and I’m not wrong. He said I’m a fraud.

She said the sky is blue. I said it's actually purple and I've been to Mars.

He said I'm fat. I said I'm just built for battle and he's a snack.

when you diss someone's fact so hard it breaks their face and you add your own fact like it’s a bonus punch

He said the Earth is flat. I said it’s round and I’ve seen it from space. He passed out.

She said pizza is the best food. I said it’s the worst and I’d rather eat dirt. She cried.

He said I’m ugly. I said I’m beautiful and I’ve got a degree in being awesome. He left.

to insult someone’s fact with your own fact like you’re in a fact battle and you’re the king

He said I’m lazy. I said I’m just power-saving for the big fight. He said I’m a coward.

She said the moon is made of cheese. I said it’s made of dreams and I’ve been there.

He said I’m broke. I said I’m just rich in attitude and he’s poor in brainpower.

when you laugh at someone's fact and then drop your own fact like a bomb to blow them up

She said 1+1=2. I said 1+1=100 and I’ve got a PhD in math. She said I’m fake.

He said I’m a loser. I said I’m a winner and I’ve got a trophy. He said I’m a fake winner.

She said the sun is hot. I said it’s actually nuclear and I’ve been to the core. She said I’m a liar.

to diss someone's fact like it's a bad joke and then hit them with your own fact like it’s a comedy special

He said I’m a bad singer. I said I’m just warming up and I’ve got a show coming up. He said I’m a fraud.

She said I’m old. I said I’m just wise and I’ve got a degree in being cool. She said I’m fake.

He said the ocean is deep. I said it’s actually infinite and I’ve been there. He said I’m a liar.